If I ever become this cool please shoot me

My good pal Donna and I were enjoying a lovely brunch at Bar One and witnessed a fine hipster moment.
A hipster male walked in clad in oversized white square shades, and awful white puffy coat, with some bright colored t-shirt poking out from under it.

He approached the female servers like they owed him something and asked for a table. This is what he said:

'Can I sit somewhere, where no one can stare at me?'

WOW

We then realized we know who he is...but that is our secret